Ciaran Bartlett: Giant

Bringing his arena-filling set to a venue near you, GIANT sees Ciarán tell outrageous stories, sing filthy songs, spin bad yarns, and drop knockout one liners.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 2nd 2024

Time:

20:30

Price:

£15

Hilarity Bites Comedy Club

This show features Tom Houghton, Tony Cowards, and host Lee Kyle.

Venue:

Ripon Arts Hub, Allhallowgate, Ripon, North Yorkshire, HG4 1LQ

Date:

Apr 2nd 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£10

Katherine Ryan: Battleaxe

Star of UKTV’s hugely popular new series Parental Guidance as well as Comedy Central’s upcoming Out of Order with Rosie Jones and Judi Love, TV’s beloved Katherine Ryan makes a hugely welcome return to the stage.

Venue:

Stockton Globe, 153A High St, Stockton, TS18 1PL

Date:

Apr 3rd 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

From £29.42

Lloyd Griffith: Baroque and Roll

It’s a big year for Lloyd, he’s turning 40 and with it, the impending midlife crisis - or ‘renaissance’ as he’s insisting it’s called; complete with body hair removal, head hair additions, teeth whitening and obviously the obligatory half marathon sign up.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 4th 2024

Time:

20:30

Price:

£17

Hilarity Bitesize New Act & New Material Night

This show features Simon Donald, Anja Atkinson, host Kieran Lawless & support

Venue:

Hops & Cheese, Tower Street, Hartlepool, Co. Durham, TS24 7HH

Date:

Apr 4th 2024

Time:

19:00 - 22:00

Price:

£10

Berk’s Nest & Parkas present – Paddy Young: Hungry, Horny, Scared

He’s hungry. He’s horny. He’s scared and he’s also on Stewart Lee’s recommendation list!

Venue:

The Maltings, Eastern Lane, Berwick-upon-Tweed, TD15 1AJ

Date:

Apr 5th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£14

Rock on Tommy: An Evening with Tommy Cannon

A national treasure who became a household name as one half of Cannon and Ball.

Venue:

The Witham, 3 Horsemarket, Barnard Castle, County Durham, DL12 8YL

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£24

Ed Gamble: Hot Diggity Dog

Ed Gamble has minced a load of meat (thoughts), piped it into a casing (show) and it’s coming to a bun (venue) near you.

Venue:

Tyne Theatre and Opera House, 111 Westgate Road, Newcastle, NE1 4AG

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£26

Hilarity Bites Comedy Club

This show features Tony Law, Chris Brooker, Jimmy Shirley, and host Matt Reed.

Venue:

The Forum Music Centre, Borough Road, Darlington, DL1 1SG

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

19:30 - 22:30

Price:

£12

Stuart Laws: Is That Guy Still Going?

Wily trickster and expert jokesmith, Stuart Laws is off on his first UK tour! A show about getting married, beer mat flipping and being middle of the road. With support from Lauren Pattinson.

Venue:

Alphabetti Theatre, St James Boulevard, Newcastle, NE1 4HP

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

21:00

Price:

£3-£10

Big Kick Energy: Live

Maisie Adam and Suzi Ruffell are taking their award-winning podcast 'Big Kick Energy' on the road for their first ever live shows.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

16:00

Price:

£20

Felt Nowt Comedy

With David Hadingham, Anja Atkinson, Deage Paxton and Mike Wardley.

Venue:

The Vault, Haslam's of Hallgate, 22-24 Hallgate, Hexham, NE46 1XD

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£15

LAURELS COMEDY CLUB - Headliner Ian Stone

Ian Stone (off the telly) headlines with Tom Taylor, Kathleen Hughes and Si Beckwith as host. Last time out this was a sell-out so get your tickets quick, while you still can.

Venue:

Laurels, 212 Whitley Road, Whitley Bay, NE26 2TA

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£20

The Suggestibles

An edge-of-your-seat improv comedy joyride, full of hot-fast improv games, sketches, skits, and songs, topped off with animprovised musical inspired by your suggestions.

Venue:

The Cumberland Arms, James Place Street, Ouseburn, Newcastle, NE6 1LD

Date:

Apr 6th 2024

Time:

19:15

Price:

£15

Jessica Fostekew: Mettle

A brand new stand-up show about passion, pace and purpose from the criticallyacclaimed star of BBC’s QI, Live at the Apollo and C4’s Travel Man.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 7th 2024

Time:

16:00

Price:

£15-£17

Ed Patrick: Catch your Breath

NHS anaesthetist, comedian and author Ed Patrick injects Newcastle with a gut-punch show about becoming a junior doctor, the NHS, the pitfalls of modern medicine and the power of questioning it. There’s plenty of laughing gas to go round.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 7th 2024

Time:

20:30

Price:

£12-£14

Ripping Yarms Comedy Club – Joe Wilkinson

TV comedy star Joe Wilkinson, best known for stealing scenes on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and featuring in both series of Afterlife. His absurdist humour, shambolic stage persona, and unpredictably funny diversions make him unmissable as he makes his way to Yarm for a rare live comedy experience.

Venue:

The Princess Alexandra Auditorium, Yarm School, The Friarage, Yarm, Durham, TS15 9EJ

Date:

Apr 7th 2024

Time:

19:00 - 22:00

Price:

£21

James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome

Off Menu podcast host and comedian James Acaster is back with his show ‘Hecklers Welcome’, his first tour since 2019’s ‘Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999’. He’s very proud of it. That being said, you are allowed to ruin it. Fill your boots.

Venue:

O2 City Hall, Northumberland Road, Newcastle, NE1 8SF

Date:

Apr 8th 2024 - Apr 11th 2024

Time:

18:30

Price:

£35.65adv

Charlie Baker: 24 Hour Pasty People

Award-winning comedian, tap dancer and Talksport radio host Charlie Baker brings an hour of stand-up drenched in manure, cider and clotted cream to your village/town/cattle market. Comedy with a countryside accent. Imagine Jethro and Jack Black had a son. Job’s a good'un. Proper job.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 8th 2024

Time:

20:30

Price:

£13

Eccentric Characters Comedy Night

An evening of unparalleled comedy featuring the extraordinary Simon Donald as the lovable Barry Twyford, the uproarious Howka Charvaz, and the mystifying Psychic Stu. Your guide for the night, hosted by the charismatic Mary-Louise Zadecki, promises an unforgettable ride into the world of characters and comedic brilliance.

Venue:

Alphabetti Theatre, St James Boulevard, Newcastle, NE1 4HP

Date:

Apr 9th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£3-£10

Tyne to Stand Up 3 Preview Show & Press Night

With Helen White, Elizabeth Mitchell, Pamela Tracey, Fran Best, Shevek Fodor, Julie Metcalfe, Bethany Emma, Fisa Humpledink, Brogan Brannan, Pheebs Stephenson and host Alex Redman.

Venue:

The Cumberland Arms, James Place Street, Ouseburn, Newcastle, NE6 1LD

Date:

Apr 9th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£5-£10

SKETCH SLAP

From Drag to Drama, hilarity ensues.

Venue:

Alphabetti Theatre, St James Boulevard, Newcastle, NE1 4HP

Date:

Apr 10th 2024

Time:

TBC

Price:

£3-£10

Patrick Monahan: Exclusively!

Everybody’s favourite comedian, lovable Patrick Monahan blends a high energy comedy style with hilarious and engaging topical and observational material.

Venue:

Middlesbrough Town Hall, Albert Road, Middlesbrough, TS1 2QJ

Date:

Apr 11th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£18.50/£16.50

MAFS Hysteria

Join Married at First sight fans - *MAFS Hysteria* podcast hosts Omar, Claire and Sarah - and special guest *Mel Schilling* for a live viewing of MAFS Australia, followed by a panel Q&A and audience interaction.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 11th 2024

Time:

19:15

Price:

£15

Emmanuel Sonubi

Emmanuel will take the audience on a hilarious and sometimes poignant journey that explores the professions that he’s had prior to becoming a comedian, discussing how those experiences helped shape his comedic voice. From working in IT to the doors of London's nightlife whilst building up an impressive list of musical theatre credits.

Venue:

Queen's Hall Arts Centre, Beaumont Street, Hexham, NE46 3LS

Date:

Apr 12th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£17.50

Emmanuel Sonubi: Curriculum Vitae

Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Emmanuel Sonubi presents a whistle stop tour through all of his jobs that have led him to become one of the hottest stand-up comics on the circuit.

Venue:

Alnwick Playhouse, Bondgate Without, Alnwick, Northumberland, NE66 1PQ

Date:

Apr 13th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£18.50

Ray Bradshaw: Doppelginger

A funny heartwarming comedy show about a silly search for a man with an orange beard who’s follicly challenged.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 13th 2024

Time:

16:00

Price:

£16.50

Adam Rowe: What’s Wrong With Me?

A hilarious insight into the mind and body of one of the fastest rising comedians on the planet.

Venue:

Gala Theatre, Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA

Date:

Apr 13th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£22.50

Big Mouth Comedy Club

Featuring MC Dave Twentyman, Mick Ferry plus others tbc.

Venue:

Middlesbrough Town Hall, Albert Road, Middlesbrough, TS1 2QJ

Date:

Apr 13th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£16

Big Mouth Comedy

Featuring MC Matt Reed, Mick Ferry plus others tbc.

Venue:

Saltburn Community Theatre, Albion Terrace, Saltburn by The Sea, TS12 1JW

Date:

Apr 13th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£15

Al Murray: Guv Island

Standing up so you don't have to take it lying it down anymore, the Pub Landlord is back to make sense of the questions you probably already had the answers to.

Venue:

Sunderland Empire Theatre, High Street West, Sunderland, SR1 3EX

Date:

Apr 14th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

From £35.18

Tommy Tiernan: tommedian

A fun fueled trip through the comic imagination of one of the best comedians in the world.

Venue:

Tyne Theatre and Opera House, 111 Westgate Road, Newcastle, NE1 4AG

Date:

Apr 14th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£27.80

Mike Rice presents Nasty Character

Mike Rice is embarking on his debut tour of his hilarious new show, where he explores how a once good Catholic boy has taken the devil as a dance partner.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 14th 2024

Time:

20:30

Price:

£12.50

Paul Sinha: Pauly Bengali

Join Paul for an uncompromising show taking a pop at politicians, plagiarists and pretenders. Crammed with jokes, stories and songs it's a rollercoaster of a stand-up show from a comedian unwilling to hold back.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 14th 2024

Time:

16:00

Price:

£16

David Lloyd Comedy

The first night of comedy at Newcastle David Lloyd starring the star of I Daniel Blake, Dave Johns, the brilliant David Haddingham, the hilarious Gavin Webster and Mark Maier as MC.

Venue:

David Lloyd, Castles Farm Rd, South Gosforth, Newcastle, NE3 1SN

Date:

Apr 14th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£13.20

The Horne Section

Unruly, ridiculous, and surprisingly satisfying, the six-headed comedy band includes five outstanding musicians and one non-musical stand-up. There’ll be comedy, songs, enthusiastic dancing, and a lot of mucking about.

Venue:

Middlesbrough Town Hall, Albert Road, Middlesbrough, TS1 2QJ

Date:

Apr 16th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£27.50

Simon Munnery's Jerusalem

Using William Blake's poem (B-side to the English national anthem) and The Fall's take on it as a springboard, Simon endeavours to serve up satire, comedy and poetry with one eye on the distant past, and the other locked laser-like on the future.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 16th 2024

Time:

20:30

Price:

£14

Paul Sinha: Pauly Bengali

An uncompromising show taking a pop at politicians, plagiarists and pretenders. Crammed with jokes, stories and songs it's a rollercoaster of a stand-up show from a comedian unwilling to hold back.

Venue:

Darlington Hippodrome, Parkgate, Darlington, DL1 1RR

Date:

Apr 16th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£16-£18

Ripping Yarms Comedy Club: Jason Manford

Comedy juggernaut Jason Manford is set to headline. One of Britain’s most popular stand-ups and presenters, Jason will bring his signature Northern charm and lively banter to the stage.

Venue:

The Princess Alexandra Auditorium, Yarm School, The Friarage, Yarm, Durham, TS15 9EJ

Date:

Apr 16th 2024

Time:

19:00 - 22:00

Price:

£36 inc. booking fee

The Horne Section’s Hit Show

Unruly, ridiculous, and surprisingly satisfying, the six-headed comedy band includes five outstanding musicians and one non-musical stand-up.

Venue:

Gala Theatre, Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA

Date:

Apr 17th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£25

Paul Sinha: Pauly Bengali

Join Paul for an uncompromising show taking a pop at politicians, plagiarists and pretenders. Crammed with jokes, stories and songs it’s a rollercoaster of a stand-up show from a comedian unwilling to hold back.

Venue:

Alnwick Playhouse, Bondgate Without, Alnwick, Northumberland, NE66 1PQ

Date:

Apr 17th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£19

Ria Lina: Riawakening

Ria tackles the issues of coming out of a global pandemic, the new normal, divorce, dating in a new digital world, motherhood and what it really means to be a woman today.

Venue:

Gala Theatre, Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA

Date:

Apr 18th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£16

Paul Sinha: Pauly Bengali

Join Paul for an uncompromising show taking a pop at politicians, plagiarists and pretenders. Crammed with jokes, stories and songs it’s a rollercoaster of a stand-up show from a comedian unwilling to hold back.

Venue:

The Witham, 3 Horsemarket, Barnard Castle, County Durham, DL12 8YL

Date:

Apr 18th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

£16-£18

Benefit for Us Active

With host Ben Van der Velde, Dave Johns, Lauren Pattison, Peter Brush, Lee Kyle and more acts TBC.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 18th 2024

Time:

20:30

Price:

£10/£12

Hilarity Bites Comedy Club

This show features Dominic Woodward, Richard Pulsford, host Jon Pearson & support

Venue:

Steam Machine Brewing Co, 26 Northfield Way, Newton Aycliffe, Co. Durham, DL5 6UF

Date:

Apr 18th 2024

Time:

19:00 - 22:00

Price:

£10

Felt Nowt Comedy

With Danny Posthill, Kelly Edgar, Sean Turner and Hal Branson.

Venue:

Ye Olde Cross, Ryton Village, Ryton, Tyne and Wear, NE40 3QP

Date:

Apr 18th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£10

Hilarity Bites Comedy Club

This show features Ben Van der Velde, Kevin Daniel, and host Andy Fury

Venue:

Bishop Auckland Town Hall, Market Place, Bishop Auckland, DL14 7NP

Date:

Apr 19th 2024

Time:

19:30 - 22:30

Price:

£11

The Salty Stand-Up

With Gavin Webster, Zoe, Raul Kohli and host Si Beckwith.

Venue:

Salt Market Social, 1 Liddell St, North Shields, NE30 1HE

Date:

Apr 19th 2024

Time:

19:00

Price:

£15-£20

Lee Kyle: England’s Best Comedian

Lee Kyle has been a comedian for 14 years and very good for the last few. He’s rebranded as England’s Best Comedian and will now have to back this up. Pressure creates diamonds?

Venue:

Tyne Theatre and Opera House, 111 Westgate Road, Newcastle, NE1 4AG

Date:

Apr 20th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£13

Troy Hawke: The Greeters Guild

Everyone’s favourite 1930s throwback greetings and compliments aficionado Troy Hawke is back with his latest show.

Venue:

O2 City Hall, Northumberland Road, Newcastle, NE1 8SF

Date:

Apr 20th 2024

Time:

19:00

Price:

£23.55adv

Patrick Monahan: Exclusively

Everybody’s favourite comedian, lovable Patrick Monahan blends a high energy comedy style with hilarious and engaging topical and observational material.

Venue:

Darlington Hippodrome, Parkgate, Darlington, DL1 1RR

Date:

Apr 20th 2024

Time:

20:00

Price:

£16

Auld Pals – An Evening With The Stars Of Still Game

Jane Mccarry, Paul Riley, Mark Cox, Sanjeev Kohli and Gavin Mitchell, who played Isa, Winston, Tam, Naveed and Boaby the Barman in the hit comedy series, will be touring the UK with an evening of fun, laughter an opportunity for the audience to ask anything they’ve ever wanted about the iconic Still Game!

Venue:

The Forum Theatre, Queensway, Billingham, Stockton-on-Tees, TS23 2LJ

Date:

Apr 20th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

From £30

Andy Parsons: Bafflingly Optimistic

Venue:

Northern Stage, Barras Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 7RH

Date:

Apr 20th 2024

Time:

19:30

Price:

From £15

Tom Lawrinson: Hubba Hubba

Tom Lawrinson presents Hubba Hubba; a stand-up show with weird, wonderful and completely unexpected punchlines.

Venue:

The Stand Comedy Club, 31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW

Date:

Apr 20th 2024

Time:

17:00

Price:

£15